Okay we exposed Male Lies, so naturally it’s the ladies turn to liven up the week with a little innocent fun. I’m sure we’ve all told a few white lies. But don’t worry, we didn’t expose all the game, the top lies are still our little secret.
“Yea she’s cute, I guess”
Translation: She’s gorgeous, I have to step my game up!
“We can go dutch”
Translation: And if we do, there may not be a next time
“I have guys lined up trying to be with me”
Translation: But have you seen what they look like? No bueno.
“No baby, I’m the lucky one”
Translation: Please you should be thankful I even gave you my number
“My feet don’t hurt”
Translation: My feet are killing me, but I’m trying to pull a man tonight
“I got booty in this dress”
Translation: If I just turn to the side and stick it out like this it looks like Beyonce
“I’m not sucking it in”
Translation: If I suck my stomach in one more moment I’m going to faint
“I like you for who you are, not you’re money
Translation: But your money sure does make you easier to put up with
“This is my real hair”
Translation: Underneath the tracks it’s real
Translation: I’m just ready to go, this date is way past over
“I dont believe in marriage”
Translation: I really want to be married I’m just afraid to admit it plus I’m not interested in marriage with you
“This is real prada”
Translation: That’s what the tag says
“We just cuddled”
Translation: That’s my story and I’m sticking to it
“I don’t mess with anybody else”
Translation: Today I didn’t
“I didnt give him my number, my friend did”
Translation: I told her to
We had quite the laughs compiling this list. This is purely for comedic relief but what did you think lovelies? Are you guilty of some of these?